"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."-Winston S. Churchill

"The wandering scholars were bound by no lasting loyalties, were attached by no sentiment of patriotism to the states they served and were not restricted by any feeling of ancient chivalry. They proposed and carried out schemes of the blackest treachery."-C.P. Fitzgerald.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Before John Kerry's campaign... 

...begins to lose axles, wheels, hubcaps, and assorted campaign rodents in the wake of Wisconsin, John Ellis figures that the Kerry people will begin to unload on John Edwards real quick. Ellis believes that the Pimps over at Mainstream Media Central are about to do a 180 and start praising this slick, oily ambulance chaser as the Second Coming of the Christ.

John Forbes Kerry, you are no Pontius Pilate!

Two weeks ago, these clowns couldn't praise John Kerry enough. The entire Bush AWOL smear was an attempt to help Kerry seal the nomination by contrasting brave and intrepid John Kerry's Swift Boat experiences in the Mekong (all four months of them! Ach! I have to control my snarky side...) with drunken, vomit-spewing, skirt chasing, draft-dodging Bush's experiences in the Air National Guard in 1970. And Bush was a heavy boozer, too! Oh wait, I wrote that already.

Now watch as the press awards John Edwards that crown of thorns called "momentum".

Or was it, "Joementum"?

Ecce Homo anyone?

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