"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."-Winston S. Churchill

"The wandering scholars were bound by no lasting loyalties, were attached by no sentiment of patriotism to the states they served and were not restricted by any feeling of ancient chivalry. They proposed and carried out schemes of the blackest treachery."-C.P. Fitzgerald.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Saw "Team America: World Police" last night. 

This movie is a must for any Republican. Jeneane Garafolo gets the top of her marionette head blown off while Michael Moore explodes in an orgy of suicide bombing. Country kitsch gets slammed, as well, but the real target is American liberals. This flick is the answer to Farenheit 9/11, and I recommend it to anyone above the age of, say, 16. There is a lot of cussin' in this film, especially the film's theme song, "America! F*ck Yeah!" There is also a howler of a projectile vomiting scene AND hot, steamy puppet sex.

Ron Jeremy, your day is done, pal!

UPDATE: P.S.: the other movie I'm trying to get to is Mamoruu Oshii's Innocence: Ghost in the Shell, the sequel to the 1995 anime adaptation of Shirow Masamune's cyberpunk classic, Ghost In the Shell. I've had forebodings about this, as Oshii tends to dwell on the color of his angst, the meaning of it all, what is God, and his freaking dog. My cousin and co-editor is taking this film in in Sarasota, Florida, so I'll try to get a review of his posted as soon as possible.

If you can't see Innocence, please see "Team America". It will make your week.

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